Register with every Art Gallery in your town so that you will be on their invitation list. Lots of free canapes, wine and champagne (and you can switch your heating off when you are out!)
How good an idea is that! Just think of the benefits
(1) You will become more cultured (aye right!)
(2) You will know your Monet from your Rembrant
(3) You will meet new people
(4) Your boss will be impressed when you tell them where you were last night!
(5) Free Champagne
(6) Free Canapes
(7) Save a stack on your heating bill
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